"Do you know what Olive, you know that windscreen on my steam car....... you remember? The one you dropped the iron on when you had to run into the kitchen because you had to serve up my dinner and you hadn't realised it was 6 o'clock..... you remember Olive? Well, I've found one at last! Olive, just put the kettle on while I get on the internet.......
Don't forget yer rivets mate!
